Nintendo to release “No Touch Breasts!! Fight!!”
Capcom is set to release a “women’s self-defense game” for the Nintendo DS, which will hit stores in Japan in March and North America in early April (and the rest of the world in 2009).
The game, entitled “No Touch Breasts!! Fight!!” in Japan, will make use of a variety of DS features. Gamers can blow into the mic to simulate blowing a whistle or spitting in an attacker’s face, and the stylus can be used to simulate kicking scrotums, clawing eyes, pulling hair, and even aiming pepper spray devices.

The game is coming under heavy criticism, however. Self-defense programs are claiming that the game teaches hysterical and ineffectual self-defense methods, and that it is a poor substitute for actual self-defense training.
** Should mention that i also just received an email from the author of this article. Apparently the article is not real but written in a sense of humor. I for one still found it funny and since it is Japan i was not putting anything beyond them. So please enjoy this article as a source of humor and don’t start filing lawsuits against Capcom.












This has just climbed to the top of my Import list. Right above No Touch Penis!! Pray!!
If it ever gets released in the US it will be retitled “Oh No You Din’t Touch These Breasts, You Wanna Frow Down!?”
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“simulate kicking scrotums, clawing eyes, pulling hair, and even aiming pepper spray devices”
yeah baby!
do it all now!
You sir, are retarded. The source is a joke site like the onion.
see:
http://www.thegamerag.com/archives/2006/11/gamecube_runs_away_from_home.php
Awww. Jon has nailed it.. I am dumb i guess.
Lol
I don’t care! I believe it’s real anyway!
Thats the spirit Penix… What is real anyway..
I’d just like to point out that the title says “Nintendo to release…” But its not actually nintendo, its capcpom
What is real is the difference in what you feel between a kick in the scrotum and a virtual kick in the virtual scrotum.
“its not actually nintendo, its capcpom”
It’s not “actually” Nintendo, “capcpom”, or Capcom, moron.
What a great idea! We’ll get working on it immediately…
thats hot
that’s sexy but why not just be “touch em baby” instead of “no touch”
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