Nintendo to release “No Touch Breasts!! Fight!!”
Capcom is set to release a “women’s self-defense game” for the Nintendo DS, which will hit stores in Japan in March and North America in early April (and the rest of the world in 2009).
The game, entitled “No Touch Breasts!! Fight!!” in Japan, will make use of a variety of DS features. Gamers can blow into the mic to simulate blowing a whistle or spitting in an attacker’s face, and the stylus can be used to simulate kicking scrotums, clawing eyes, pulling hair, and even aiming pepper spray devices.
The game is coming under heavy criticism, however. Self-defense programs are claiming that the game teaches hysterical and ineffectual self-defense methods, and that it is a poor substitute for actual self-defense training.
 ** Should mention that i also just received an email from the author of this article. Apparently the article is not real but written in a sense of humor. I for one still found it funny and since it is Japan i was not putting anything beyond them. So please enjoy this article as a source of humor and don’t start filing lawsuits against Capcom.
By Sun Tzu on 03-05-2007
Comment by Bakka
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:05 pm
This has just climbed to the top of my Import list. Right above No Touch Penis!! Pray!!
Comment by Ryan Pratt
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:28 pm
If it ever gets released in the US it will be retitled “Oh No You Din’t Touch These Breasts, You Wanna Frow Down!?”
have any other ideas for alternate title names? add em here:
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Comment by fullgrip
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:44 pm
“simulate kicking scrotums, clawing eyes, pulling hair, and even aiming pepper spray devices”
yeah baby!
do it all now!
Comment by Jon
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:55 pm
You sir, are retarded. The source is a joke site like the onion.
see:
http://www.thegamerag.com/archives/2006/11/gamecube_runs_away_from_home.php
Comment by Sun Tzu
May 3rd, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Awww. Jon has nailed it.. I am dumb i guess.
Lol
Comment by PENIX
May 3rd, 2007 at 1:06 pm
I don’t care! I believe it’s real anyway!
Comment by Sun Tzu
May 3rd, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Thats the spirit Penix… What is real anyway..
Comment by Anonymous
May 3rd, 2007 at 1:18 pm
I’d just like to point out that the title says “Nintendo to release…” But its not actually nintendo, its capcpom
Comment by people are so stupid
May 3rd, 2007 at 1:31 pm
What is real is the difference in what you feel between a kick in the scrotum and a virtual kick in the virtual scrotum.
Comment by people are so stupid
May 3rd, 2007 at 1:33 pm
“its not actually nintendo, its capcpom”
It’s not “actually” Nintendo, “capcpom”, or Capcom, moron.
Comment by Michael from Nintento
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:12 pm
What a great idea! We’ll get working on it immediately…
Comment by ChickenMoo
May 3rd, 2007 at 2:25 pm
thats hot
Comment by yone minagawa
May 14th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
that’s sexy but why not just be “touch em baby” instead of “no touch”
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