Nintendo to release “No Touch Breasts!! Fight!!”

Posted on May 3, 2007

Capcom is set to release a “women’s self-defense game” for the Nintendo DS, which will hit stores in Japan in March and North America in early April (and the rest of the world in 2009).

The game, entitled “No Touch Breasts!! Fight!!” in Japan, will make use of a variety of DS features. Gamers can blow into the mic to simulate blowing a whistle or spitting in an attacker’s face, and the stylus can be used to simulate kicking scrotums, clawing eyes, pulling hair, and even aiming pepper spray devices.

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The game is coming under heavy criticism, however. Self-defense programs are claiming that the game teaches hysterical and ineffectual self-defense methods, and that it is a poor substitute for actual self-defense training.

 ** Should mention that i also just received an email from the author of this article. Apparently the article is not real but written in a sense of humor. I for one still found it funny and since it is Japan i was not putting anything beyond them. So please enjoy this article as a source of humor and don’t start filing lawsuits against Capcom.

(The Game Rag)

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Sun Tzu has spent about 7 years in Asia traveling through Japan, Hong Kong, China, and Korea. A true fan of everything that is weird and strange, he decides in the end what is displayed and published on this site. Sun has previous experience writing for numerous print mags such as XLR8R, URB, and Movement Magazine.
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Jenna
Jenna

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yone minagawa
yone minagawa

that's sexy but why not just be "touch em baby" instead of "no touch"

people are so stupid
people are so stupid

"its not actually nintendo, its capcpom" It's not "actually" Nintendo, "capcpom", or Capcom, moron.

people are so stupid
people are so stupid

What is real is the difference in what you feel between a kick in the scrotum and a virtual kick in the virtual scrotum.

Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu

Thats the spirit Penix... What is real anyway..

PENIX
PENIX

I don't care! I believe it's real anyway!

Sun Tzu
Sun Tzu

Awww. Jon has nailed it.. I am dumb i guess. Lol

fullgrip
fullgrip

"simulate kicking scrotums, clawing eyes, pulling hair, and even aiming pepper spray devices" yeah baby! do it all now!

Bakka
Bakka

This has just climbed to the top of my Import list. Right above No Touch Penis!! Pray!!

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