Would you wear a Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo
It you are a regular reader here at Weird Asia News, then you probably know there are some wacky things that come from the Chinese mind. Wacky and useless normally go hand in hand, but what do you get when wacky and real come together?
Well i guess you get a Bacon Print Tuxedo that is scented to smell of Bacon.
There’s a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.
So shell out 100 clams and grab your pack of Bacon Mints and be the life of any party.
Sun Tzu
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